Saturday, December 22, 2007

kindergarten cop

i havent yet seen the movie.
that day i had two options...either to continue sleeping {i had already slept for 8 hours and it was morning now}or to watch the dvd which my brother had just found fallen on road while he was returning from his morning walk.{someone must have thrown the dvd}
i continued sleeping.who wants to wake up...go to bathroom ..s*** ..come back..see s***.
arnie :i have three words for you:"TERMINATOR WAS GREAT"
you should have made 'terminator part 6,7,8,9,10......'
until we would scream:"enough"

why kg cop?why arnie?
note:van diesel in pacifier and now rock{dwayne johnson}have made the same mistake.
even if we assume that we die hard arnie fans tlerate kg cop...junior was ewwww.
i was alive for 60 years ....died and will be reborn again...but never heard of anything more stupid than pregnant arnie.
only pregnant danny devito will be more absurd.
and more shocking was my girlfriends pregnancy..{that was one of the 18 reasons of my death last time}..the boyfriends of all these 18 girls got me killed.

LESSON OF STORY:if you dont watch kindergarten cop and still your girlfriend becomes pregnant..you die.

Friday, December 21, 2007

along came polly

i dont know what to say.
i havent seen the movie.
who has seen the movie?that movie sucks.jen and ben....

jen and ben are so good.i love that movie.
{i have split personality...please dont believe what i am saying..even i dont believe what i am saying}.

i was reading this jevon jackson case.{the one involving inmates,green bay prison and photo of jennifer aniston}.the judges made an unnecessary comment..they recognised jennifer aniston as someone who has appeared in many recent forgettable movies and they named 'rumour has it'and 'along came polly'.
i believe "ACP"was a great movie...just for the simple reason that jennifer aniston was in it.
she is great.
i will be born on 11 feb 2010.
the movie had an appeal for everyone..for basketball players{ben is super..and that topless player} for risk managers...for kids who love pets...and for people who love jennifer aniston.
for more details read:www.jennow.blogspot.com