kindergarten cop

i havent yet seen the movie.
that day i had two options...either to continue sleeping {i had already slept for 8 hours and it was morning now}or to watch the dvd which my brother had just found fallen on road while he was returning from his morning walk.{someone must have thrown the dvd}
i continued sleeping.who wants to wake up...go to bathroom ..s*** ..come back..see s***.
arnie :i have three words for you:"TERMINATOR WAS GREAT"
you should have made 'terminator part 6,7,8,9,10......'
until we would scream:"enough"

why kg cop?why arnie?
note:van diesel in pacifier and now rock{dwayne johnson}have made the same mistake.
even if we assume that we die hard arnie fans tlerate kg cop...junior was ewwww.
i was alive for 60 years ....died and will be reborn again...but never heard of anything more stupid than pregnant arnie.
only pregnant danny devito will be more absurd.
and more shocking was my girlfriends pregnancy..{that was one of the 18 reasons of my death last time}..the boyfriends of all these 18 girls got me killed.

LESSON OF STORY:if you dont watch kindergarten cop and still your girlfriend becomes pregnant..you die.

along came polly

i dont know what to say.
i havent seen the movie.
who has seen the movie?that movie sucks.jen and ben....

jen and ben are so good.i love that movie.
{i have split personality...please dont believe what i am saying..even i dont believe what i am saying}.

i was reading this jevon jackson case.{the one involving inmates,green bay prison and photo of jennifer aniston}.the judges made an unnecessary comment..they recognised jennifer aniston as someone who has appeared in many recent forgettable movies and they named 'rumour has it'and 'along came polly'.
i believe "ACP"was a great movie...just for the simple reason that jennifer aniston was in it.
she is great.
i will be born on 11 feb 2010.
the movie had an appeal for everyone..for basketball players{ben is super..and that topless player} for risk managers...for kids who love pets...and for people who love jennifer aniston.
for more details read:www.jennow.blogspot.com

new defnition of movie reviews

friends,i am going to change your concept of movie reviews.earlier i had changed your concepts of physics{that was when in last birth i was born as a great scientist}.i will again be born in the year 2010.so guys wait for me...old mens..take good care of your health....dont die before i am born and girls....i am waiting for you.and the movie directors please stop making shaking movies like shakespeare in love....other vise wise men like me will not forgive you.
and let m tell something more about myself.i have chosen an agent until i am born....i will tell him everything in dreams and he will write it the next day{provided he can remember everything he sees in dreams}.so friends ,fellows and country men{and other country women}i am coming.
and the most special thing about my reviews will be the fact that i havent seen any one the movies i will write about.isnt that coooooool.
bye.